Weekend Update anchors Colin Jost and Michael Che tackle the week’s biggest news, like Marco Rubio meeting with Pope Leo XIV.
“Little rascals were Epstein’s type”…
Weekend Update anchors Colin Jost and Michael Che tackle the week’s biggest news, like Marco Rubio meeting with Pope Leo XIV.
“Little rascals were Epstein’s type”…
Josh Johnson looks at how the GOP is scrambling to use the shooting at the White House Correspondents’ Dinner to hard-sell Trump’s $400 million ballroom on the pretense of national security, with American taxpayers footing the bill. Plus, Jordan Klepper finds out if other countries have security ideas better than just “ballroom.” #DailyShow #Trump #Ballroom #JoshJohnson
King Charles visits Congress for open mic night, and Trump tries to out-tyrant His Majesty with another indictment of former FBI Director James Comey, this time for the “crime” of posting a photo of seashells spelling out “8647.” Josh Johnson breaks down MAGA world’s feverish accusations against Comey, and Grace Kuhlenschmidt decodes other treasonous hidden messages at the beach. #DailyShow #JoshJohnson #KingCharles #JamesComey
Michael Kosta dives into America’s naval blockade of Iranian ports to pressure Iran as the U.S. Navy quietly falls apart on the home front. After Pete Hegseth’s firing of Navy Secretary John Phelan, Trump replaces the unqualified rich guy with the technically more qualified Hung Cao, who is famous for his hatred of witches and calls for more “alpha males and alpha females” in the military. #DailyShow #MichaelKosta #Navy #Phelan #Hegseth #PhelanFlewEpsteinAir
President Trump is planning to attack the press at the White House Correspondents’ dinner, there are currently no negotiations going on between the U.S. and Iran, the government might rescue struggling budget airline Spirit, and RFK Jr.’s congressional testimony was hard to listen to.
No one seems to know if the war against Iran is over, we’re learning more about how Israel’s prime minister convinced President Trump to launch the war, and JD Vance brought his trademark charisma to a rally for Hungarian strongman Viktor Orbán.
“Biden used to ride a farcical” 🤣🤣🤣
We’re back after a week off and with everything that happened it seemed like we were gone for a year, Pam Bondi was relieved of her duties as Attorney General, we woke up to a crazy Truth Social post about Iran from Trump on Easter Sunday, he keeps changing the deadline for Iran to come to an agreement before being bombed, he spent the day overseeing the White House Easter Egg Roll which led to maybe the most preposterous moments in its history, the First Lady read the children an Easter book, Trump chatted with some children on the White House lawn about Biden and the autopen, there was a rumor going around over the weekend that Trump had been hospitalized at Walter Reed because he didn’t appear in public from Wednesday to Sunday, we boil down some of Trump’s craziest moments from today’s presser with reporters, the Artemis II astronauts have reached the far side of the moon, and a new edition of This Week in Florida!
The crew of NASA’s Artemis II mission completed their historic journey around the moon, President Trump threatened to destroy an entire civilization, and a top official at FEMA has a wild story about teleporting to a Waffle House.
“Teleportation” – aka “driving drunk” (as Kimmel called it)
Today was Trump’s deadline for Iran to open the Strait of Hormuz or get bombed, he posted this morning that if they didn’t agree that “a whole civilization will die tonight, never to be brought back again,” luckily it was Taco Tuesday and he decided not to drop the chalupa for at least another two weeks, no one seems to have any idea what his plan is, some prominent members of the nutcase community are calling for him to be removed via the 25th Amendment, Lindsey Graham stopped by Hannity to give the war his full support, Bill Gates and Howard Lutnick have been asked to testify before the House Oversight Committee about Epstein, Acting Attorney General Todd Blanche talked about whether or not he would like the job full-time, Trump talked to the crew of Artemis II and Congressman Tim Burchett told TMZ that he has seen proof of alien life, and JD Vance has been sharpening his speaking and comedy skills!
“JD: They don’t call it a love seat for nothing!”
Today is the dreaded Daylight Saving Monday, on Saturday Trump attended “dignified transfer” where the remains of service members killed in action are returned to US soil while wearing his own merch, Fox News had to apologize after trying to cover for Trump by using old footage where he wasn’t wearing a hat, he is selling a special Veteran Edition of his God Bless The USA Trump Bible, Trump hit his golf course in Miami while all hell is breaking loose in the Middle East, Trump showed off his love for Latin America and Little Marco Rubio during a summit for the “Shield of the Americas Coalition,” Iran has chosen a new Supreme Leader, Trump gathered a group of Republicans today to pass the Save America Act, and This Week in Florida.
The Newest Epstein Files drop featuring: email correspondence from Howard Lutnick, Peter Atilla & Elon Musk and vacationing on Epstein Island, President Trump’s Poop-Gate, and HOW did our panel end up in the Epstein Files?! Senator Adam Schiff and Comedian, Actor & Producer, Hasan Minhaj join Roy, Amber & Michael dive into all this and more!
The opening ceremony for the Olympics are tomorrow, there will be three curling events this year, Trump sat for an Interview with NBC News, he revealed ICE agents might be coming to a city near you, gave his thoughts on a potential third term, offered a somewhat surprising take on Bill Clinton, Mike Johnson spoke about whether or not Trump will answer questions related to Epstein under oath, Trump rambled for 75 minutes at the National Prayer Breakfast, he did everything in his power to not have to pronounce the President of the Congo’s name, he launched his official Trump Rx website, MAGA is upset about Bad Bunny performing at the Super Bowl Halftime show, and Guillermo heads to San Jose to talk to the star players from the New England Patriots and Seattle Seahawks at Super Bowl Opening Night.
President Trump complained about the bad publicity he got after his immigration forces murdered two people in Minneapolis, the United States military has a weapon nicknamed “The Discombobulator,” and there are a surprising number of references to a bran muffin recipe in the Epstein files.
We heard it over and over on the campaign trail: Donald Trump’s promise of a crackdown on criminals and undocumented immigrants at a scale and breadth this country had never seen before. Immigration and Customs Enforcement, commonly known as ICE, has swept into American cities and is detaining more people than ever before. However, 71 percent of those held in immigrant detention by the end of September did not have criminal convictions, according to the Migration Policy Institute, a think tank focused on immigration. Many law-abiding immigrants who followed the rules in their applications for visas, green cards or asylum are being taken into ICE detention centers. In the Opinion Video above, meet three people who came to America legally, only to find themselves in ICE detention. They followed the rules — but it didn’t matter.
The students of Valley View Elementary, including the schoolmates of Liam Ramos, wrote letters to the ICE agents who have been detaining their friends and families.
In the wake of the killings of Renee Nicole Good and Alex Jeffrey Pretti by federal agents amid the Trump Administration’s immigration crackdown in Minneapolis, voters’ support for abolishing Immigration and Customs Enforcement (ICE) is spiking—including among President Donald Trump’s own party.
A new YouGov poll taken on Saturday, the day of Pretti’s fatal shooting, showed 19 percent of Republicans and 48 percent of American adults across the political spectrum voicing support for abolishing ICE.
https://time.com/7357923/abolish-ice-polls-minneapolis-shootings-alex-pretti-renee-good-trump-immigration/
That marks a notable shift from when YouGov pollsters asked the same question last June, as Trump was ramping up his immigration crackdown. At that time only 9 percent of Republicans and 27 percent of Americans overall backed abolishing ICE. Support for shuttering the agency has also surged among independents, with 47 percent backing its elimination in the Saturday poll compared to 25 percent in June.
Read More: What Minnesota Tells Us About America’s Future
Good and Pretti’s fatal shootings have heightened scrutiny of the aggressive tactics being used by federal immigration agents under Trump’s second Administration. Following Pretti’s killing, several congressional Republicans have joined Democrats in calling for an investigation into the incident.
#abolishICE #abolishTrump
“I think we can all agree… FuckICE” – Stephen Colbert
The Trump Administration is lying about the killing of Alex Pretti, Pretti’s family wants everyone to know the truth about who he was and what happened to him, and America’s founding document outlines what should be done if the government turns on its citizens.

Jimmy reacts to what is happening in Minneapolis, ICE committing vile, heartless and even criminal acts, the killing of ICU Nurse Alex Pretti, the need for leaders on the right to stand up and show some courage and common sense, Attorney General Pam Bondi sending Governor Tim Walz a request for Minnesota voter rolls in exchange for de-esclation from ICE, Tom Homan being sent to replace Border Patrol Head Greg Bovino in Minneapolis, Trump posting about his new $400 million ballroom in the midst of all this and sharing designs for his new arch on the National Mall, the Trumps hosted a screening of the new Melania movie at the White House, the Department of Homeland Security reportedly asked staffers at FEMA to refrain from using the word ice when referring to the winter storm this weekend, Super Bowl LX is set between New England and Seattle, Kristi Noem has been busy gaslighting us when it comes to the murder of Alex Pretti, and Jimmy shares a video of Alex Pretti honoring one of his veteran patients in 2024.
https://www.cnn.com/2026/01/24/us/invs-videos-show-federal-officer-recovered-gun
A CNN video analysis appears to show a federal immigration officer removing a gun from Alex Pretti just prior to officers fatally shooting him.
Bystander video shows one agent reaching into the scrum of other officers seeking to restrain Pretti and retrieving a weapon that appears to match the firearm the Department of Homeland Security says Pretti possessed.
Officers can be heard shouting “he’s got a gun” when the unidentified agent reaches into Pretti’s waistband as the pile of officers try to subdue him. Just over one second after the officer emerges holding the weapon, a shot rings out, followed by at least 9 more, according to videos.
The videos show that the officer who retrieved the weapon had nothing in his hand prior to approaching Pretti. It is unclear from the videos reviewed by CNN whether the officer who took the weapon from Pretti immediately told the others that he was taking it away.
But about a minute after the shooting, as Pretti’s body laid motionless on the street, another officer can be heard in one video asking, “where’s the gun?” The officer who retrieved the weapon walks over and responds, “I got the gun.”
It is unclear which agent first fired at Pretti.
In a statement, DHS spokesperson Tricia McLaughlin claimed that an officer fired on Pretti while fearing for his life.
“The officers attempted to disarm the suspect but the armed suspect violently resisted,” McLaughlin said. “Fearing for his life and the lives and safety of fellow officers, an agent fired defensive shots.” She added that medics delivered aid to Pretti but he was pronounced dead on the scene.
At no point in any of the videos reviewed by CNN can Pretti be seen wielding a weapon; he is seen carrying a cellphone in one hand earlier in the encounter.

Minneapolis Police Chief Brian O’Hara said at a press conference that Pretti was believed to be a lawful gun owner with a permit to carry.
“From what I see right now, this does not look like a justified shooting,” said Charles Ramsey, the former Philadelphia and Washington, DC, police commissioner, who reviewed the videos as a CNN law enforcement analyst. “The guy is prone on the sidewalk… and they’re still firing rounds into him.”
Prior to the shooting, videos reviewed by CNN show that tensions escalated quickly in a south Minneapolis neighborhood where a group of federal agents were conducting an operation. About two minutes before shots were fired, several agents are seen detaining a person on a street as bystanders blow whistles, honk car horns and record video, according to one video filmed from a nearby car.
Pretti – a 37-year-old who worked as an ICU nurse at a Minneapolis VA hospital, according to his family – is first seen standing in the street, holding his cell phone in one hand and recording officers while directing traffic with his other hand. As a federal agent interacts with other bystanders, Pretti yells at the officer, “do not push them into the traffic!”
The officer then walks toward Pretti and several other bystanders, and pushes a woman to the ground. Pretti moves between the agent and the woman. The agent sprays Pretti with a chemical irritant and drags him to his knees as Pretti pulls at the backpack of the other bystander, potentially reaching for a water bottle.
At least six other agents quickly gather, with officers standing over Pretti and pushing him to the ground as he appears to resist them, leading to a scrum on the street.
One agent appears to repeatedly strike Pretti while he is on the ground. Another agent, wearing a grey jacket, can be seen from some camera angles reaching into the scrum of other officers and retrieving a weapon that seems to match the firearm the DHS says Pretti possessed. That agent then walks quickly away from the scuffle.
President Donald Trump and other federal officials posted a photo of a gun they said belonged to Pretti on social media, and McLaughlin pointed to the fact that the gun had two magazines to argue without evidence that “this looks like a situation where an individual wanted to do maximum damage and massacre law enforcement.”

Ramsey disputed that characterization.
He said that it appeared that the large number of agents who were “swarming” Pretti may have led to “too many officers getting in one another’s way” or added to confusion about the status of Pretti’s weapon.
And he argued that there needed to be a third-party, independent investigation of the shooting, especially after statements from Homeland Security Secretary Kristi Noem and other Trump administration leaders defending the officers shortly after the incident. Once you have leaders “come out and pretty much clear the officer as a justified shooting, you cannot expect to have an objective investigation based on facts,” Ramsey said, calling DHS leadership “out of control.”
EDITOR’S NOTE: This story was updated to include more details about the incident.